Protect this House: The Legend of the Chummy Broomhall Cup
Resting in Coach Becky’s office in the hallowed halls of Alumni gymnasium lives a sacred chalice. This holy relic is dedicated to the legendary grandfather of Nordic Skiing in Maine: Olympian Chummy Broomhall. Awarded to the fastest Maine Collegiate Nordic Ski team, the Cup has been collecting dust on its hallowed pedestal for 4 long years. This Saturday, Bates travels into the land of Mules with a single goal: One more layer of dust.
We’ve spent the whole year preparing for this one epic test of body and mind. Hundreds of hours of rollerskiing, running, picking up/putting down heavy objects and crafting our mental game with marathon chess matches and intellectual debate leaves us exceptionally well prepared to infiltrate enemy territory and assert our dominance.
We will don our spandex armour, mount our trusty featherweight steeds, and attach our deadly lances to either hand. The battle begins at 10AM Saturday.
Sorry for your loss, better luck next year!
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